today when i was in rossi’s class after school megan came in the doorway and signaled the whatever major lose thing to me and left in a jumble of weird noises and timme with her giraffe neck was like omg lol who was she talking to and i just sat there
WEML!!!!!!!!!!!111
america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
(via soft-as-thunder)
| Me: | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |
| Mum: | He's black |
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| Me: | You look for fresh prints, but oh my God |
